My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
“I just- I wish you were wearing more than a tube sock, but fuck it, baby!”
“I really wish you didn’t call me baby.”
The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.